Mommy has Omi Mommy has Omi And she’s locked herself away I think it must be serious 'Cos its nearly half a day And Dad has burnt the toast and it smells like really bad This is like the worst day I've ever had Mommy has Omi And I think she must be ill Cos she’s been sleeping since this morning And even took a pill For the headache and she says She’s like aching really bad This is like the worst day I've ever had Mommy has Omi I don’t think she thought this through ‘Cos the Cocopops are finished I like don’t know what to do ‘Cos like three of us need breakfast Oh, it’s like actually me and Dad This is like the worst day I've ever had Mommy has Omi I'm already late for school ‘Cos Dad’s in a flat spin And this is so not cool OMG he just told me we would have to isolate I just realised this day could Turn out like REALLY GREAT!
More than one hundred lifetimes later and like the alley cat, back on my feet. "Who are you" I ask the precocious seven year old who used to have the answer to everything, "And where are you going?"